went to reading festival the other day and someone thought I was 10
then while moshing in the arctic monkeys pit I almost got crushed
then walking past some stoner dude with my friends and his eyes go massive and he gasps and just goes “theY’RE SO S M A L L”
livin’ the “team 5”3 and under” life
this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:
text post meme: howard stark edition
Via Cristina Zenato:
That special moment you cannot put words to but can only experience…Today was another special day.
I watched this documentary yesterday. The divers are putting the sharks into a calm state called “tonic” by rubbing under their snout. His makes the sharks drop to the sea bed, completely relaxed. Sharks even compete with others to be petted in this way. Scientists are trying to use this method to safely handle sharks.
Basically this is real life, underwater HTTYD.
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
jemma simmons in every episode:
↳ eye spy
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
Can’t keep meowt. [video]
Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door? They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?! This cat is hardcore.
my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.